Monday, November 08, 2004

Have to recommend this fellow!

Visit this mallu at http://sidin.blogspot.com/ . He comes from Planet "Hilaria". Some of his posts are real gems..I have read most of them...Keep it up sidin.

Thnx to Neeraj for giving link to these masterpeices...

BTW, this guy also figured in Indian Express some months back for his great blog fan following see this link:
http://sidin.blogspot.com/2004_07_11_sidin_archive.html

Enjoy siding!
~Amit

Wednesday, November 03, 2004

And The Wicket Falls !

Finally, I am getting married:-) It was decided just in last two weeks. There are too many trivial details and its not worth burning pixels with story that I have told to so many over n over again. But just one thought: I have lost my freedom forever! Now a naive reader may not understand the gravity of this statement..but just think..its a scary thought :)Especially for a bachelor of 8 yrs experience on living out in the 'jungle'. But yet, marriage is a lovely thing to happen to anyone, give or take some fun....So i'm getting married in Jan'05 and bidding adios to this nomadic bachelor life forever...

Lot of activities on work front too...but they all are in-significant in view of the afore mentioned big news! Looking forward to the new life and trying to sink in the feeling:-) Cheers and bliss to all!
~Amit

Tuesday, September 07, 2004

Indian Ordinance Factory

I bought a toy gun for myself last weekend. It is a fake plastic Air pistol with 6mm plastic bullets for kids older than 16 Yrs. Its a cool looking black pistol with all real life functions such as push button sliding magzine, laser (bulet proof cheats) and awesome power which can be harmful from very short distances. It resembles the 9 mm pistol which cops in India carry and I am told that Mumbai ka bhai log also prefer that gun. I had fortune of seeing one closely while in college. I had a penchant for nasty looking guns and toy cars as a kid and remember having a collection of at least 5 toy guns and about 15 hot wheels cars, all working models...Old memories came alive when I saw this gun in Walmart and just bought it for a cool 45$. I was tempted to buy a real air rifle with metal pellets, but it was little expensive and I am not sure if I could carry it back to India and will I ever be able to use it there..so finally settled with this toy gun. It will look neat in my shelf!
OK, now coming to the title of this post, Indian Ordnace Factory, I saw a advt in Times of India today that IOF is inviting application for its 0.32" revolver and has given its website http://www.ofbindia.com for downloading the form. Well I have no intention of buying this revolver (dont have a licence anyway) but just wanted to tell everyone to visit this website and see how advanced our ordnance factories are! Iwas surprised by the quality of the website as well! good job IOF....

Sunday, September 05, 2004

Zakhm Dikhne Lage Dararon Se!!
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Came across this Gazal Today, Excellant Poetry!

Zindagi is tarah se lagne lagi
Rang ud jaaye jo deewaaron se
Ab chhupaane ko apna kuch na raha
Zakhm dikhne lage daraaron se
Main tere jism ki hoon parchhaai
Mujhko kaise rakhoge khud se judaa
Bhool karna to meri fitrat hai
Kyoon ki insaan hoon main, nahin hoon khuda - 2

Mujhko hai apni har khata manzoor
Bhool ho jaati hai insaanon se
Ab chhupaane ko apna kuch na raha
Zakhm dikhne lage daraaron se
Jab kabhi shaam ke andheron mein
Raah panchhi jo bhool jaate hain
Voh subaah hote hi milon chalkar
Apni shaakhon pe laut aate hain - 2

Kuch hamaare bhi saath aisa hua
Hum yehi keh rahe ishaaron se
Zindagi is tarah se lagne lagi
Rang ud jaaye jo deewaaron se
Ab chhupaane ko apna kuch na raha
Zakhm dikhne lage daraaron se...

Tuesday, August 31, 2004

Gaayab!!
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Haaaahaaheeeeehoooooo...this film is a riot....noooo I mean its a riot of mind numbing medley of incoherant shots born out of overly pregnant thoughts of some crackpot script writer who just lost his mind one fine day and met an equally nut case director on his way to mental asylum. At the asylum they got as lucky as that one speacial sperm and found a deranged producer who had money to burn. Then onwards it was a piece of cake...they just picked up other inmates such as Tusshar kapoor, Antara Mali et al at random and lo behold! masterpeice 'Gaayab' was made! The movie leaves you with a lingering feeling of being mentally challenged, dumb struck, awestruck, shock and numb to the extent that your jaw drops to the floor and rolls right unto the screen until your toungue is lapping up meekly what ever is dished out to you on the screen...ypur fingers will be too numb with the shock to even dare to press the stop button on the remote once...
HOW, I mean HOW can any legally sane person even think of making such a movie and HOW can any erstwhile normal person like me (remember I have already seen this movie and so do not count in the normals) even think of seeing it!! maaan....three hours of sheer torture & pain, ..go watch it and join me soon...I will be waiting at the asylum...will read your comments their...
boo hooo hoooo...

Monday, August 23, 2004

My MI Driving Licence & Other Trivia!
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Yeah, I got my michigan drivers licence on 19th Aug...this thing was pending for a long time...due to the SSN number which just seemed to elude me..well the test here is quite a serious thing, one major mistake and you flunk the test and loose 40$..and I made it without single mistake, first a reverse park, then parallal park, city roads with varying speed limits and turns, and then the freeway... not even a minor mistake! Quite unlike in India, where I got my drivers licence hand delevered to me :-)
On the work front, I am in a comfy position now, looking forward to my return back to homeland provided nothing new comes up here....
Btw, another news is that more friend 'P' from hyderabad has bitten the dust..he is getting engaged, it was a shocking news, till yesterday he was normal and quite OK!! :-)) ha ha...
I had a funastic experience of watching the best movie experience ever - IMAX 3D. One hour of documentary on NASCAR..the biggest spectator sport in the US of A. It was awesome...next week I will go again for spiderman-2...and now back to the grind...


Saturday, August 21, 2004

Indian rock coming off age...
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I got introduced to metal and rock pretty late and am still picking up the threads..(for those living under a stone I'm talking about rock and heavy metal music). Couple f years back I accidently landed in a place called 'The Hell' on airport road (the place has disappeared now) , where local Bangalore band "Threinody (spelled Thre-Nerdy)" had put up a jam session of their own original-indian-metal-music. And know what? I was zapped by the wizardry of their lead gutarist and his monster of a guitar...I have heard metal since I waz a child and seen many good local guitar players over the years (also tried being one sometime in past life) but realized the hidden beauty of metal only on that day. From then on there has been a conscious effort to apprecite this form of art...now I understand when people say that hard rock sets u free...
OK, so coming to the point after the above preamble...Threinody has a mailing list on which they are now introducing upcoming Indian bands...one of them I discovered is called "Shrapnel" . They have recently launched their album "Intellectual persuit" which is available for just 100Rs in metro cities. Visit their website shrapnelonline.net for listening to their sound bites and to shop for their CD. I am gonna buy it when I return to india. The Threinody website " Threinody.com " is unfortunately dead now..but keep visitng it , I hope they get back in action soon...3 cheers to indian rock...!!

Wednesday, August 18, 2004

Two Rocking Cities
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Yes, I am elated to be back on the site I usually miss so much! Gallons of water has flowed under the bridge since my last blog, and unfortunately I waz stuck in its flow...But I desparately hung on to every bit and straw (read 'weekends') that came my way. So these breathers lead me first to the city where people live their great american dream - New York. I flew their for a get together with my college days roomies K & B. K has not changed a bit; still the same ol cool guy...B has become a typical american patel :) Honestly the guys treated me royally, we drove around generally in Dil Chahata Hai istyle and visited all the cool places : Empire State, Times Sq, Statue of Liberty (my 5th wonder of the world!) , Manhattan, Central park and the stuff. K's friend N and his wifey invited us for a cool dinner at his place. Thanks 'N', it was nice to know u..but all the time these guys kept rediculing me as a village bumpkin, and I kept calling them ABCD :) Well, yes for a Europe familiar techie New York is still an alien place..its a man made wonder...I could not meet my friend 'S' in New York whom I had met in France few years back..She is a school teacher in Ney York and teaches High school...she was out of town :-( 'S' hope to meet you some time in future!

The next straw took me to Chicago, the windy city. I had driven there with some friends here. Heavy traffic on I-94 on the way back killed some of the fun of driving but overall it was fun driving...I averaged 140Kmph:) Chicago resembles Venice in Italy. A river runs right through the city and gives a spectacular view of its modern architecture buildings. Sears Tower (the tallest in US today) gives a awesome view...Navy Pier is a hip place on the banks of lake Michigan. Cool and polished crowd, live music and fantastic road side cuisine completes the picture. But the higlight of this trip was the Inidan Independance day parade which we got to see un-expectedly. It was a complete desi show on the Devon Street (full of desis) like the one we have on Janpath on 26th Jan. Mrs Madhuri Sriram Nene-Dixit and Munnabhai Sanjay Dutt were present as Parade marshals. Took some nice snaps of them to send to some of my madhuri crazy sisters! As for sanju baba, I myself like him as a actor. Best of the breed in bollywood I would say...watch his old movie called 'Hathyaar' its pretty good..!
The water is still flowing in full force, lets see if I can catch some more straws on coming weekends..cheers people!!
~Amit

Saturday, July 31, 2004

Umm Nothing Much..
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Ok. What do I write? Don't really know.. Well, I recently had a bad bout of self-introspection. A strain of soulful music and a leisurely drive in a car on a scenic road is enough to put me in that mode. I was on this wonderful "Hines drive" the other day. This time I was thinking about morality. Some email discussion with old friends on this subject few days back triggered it. We were discussing extra marital affairs (most of my friends are slowly giving up and getting married). I am generally the adventurous type and honestly think that I MAY fall for an extra marital affair given convenient surroundings. Why? I really do not know but I am just being honest with my gut feeling. I also strongly feel that any average indian man is pretending if he says that he loves his wife dearly and will NEVER try for any adventure and that too when his history has not been particularly clean! So here it was that some of my friends who had enjoyed many(so called) 'immoral' things in college days have suddenly turned saints after marriage! Almost an overnight change! Is it really possible? People do change its just that they don't want to accept it or realize! One more friend recently blogged (rather bragged) that he hasn't changed after marriage... :-) All I can do is wonder and smile...

Wednesday, July 14, 2004

Long due update
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Let me come straight to topmost points otherwise I will just go haywire since there is so much to update!
1. Had been to Niagra 2 weeks back. It was a GREAT unforgetable trip,S & M also turned up their. That's it, I am in no mood to repeat the story I told so many times. But would like to mention that with Niagra I checked the fourth landmark on "7 wonders of the world" list:-) Pisa, Eiffel,Agra and now Niagra..Statue of Liberty is next on my wish list...
2. Rented a car few days back, brand new ford focus ZTX, wanted to take a Ford Mustang, but budget beat me first to it :-( Wish I could buy a Ford V6 engine Grand Prix had my stay been a little longer here...Alas..anyway I'm practising my driving now, and may visit chicago and live my dream of driving on a US freeway.....wheeeeeee
3. Bought a nice, expensive digicam (yet another hole in an already ragged pocket),with that my picture in photography equipment is complete...a sexy piece of 35mm SLR and a digicam is all you need to shoot the world...handycam and AK-47 owners, go kick your A**
4. More later:-)

~Amit

Sunday, June 20, 2004

Haah! Finally settled down in this place. US is a drag sometimes. I moved in with two other friends in their flat through miindia.com. One great surprise was that the flat is already weel furnished! broadband, TV, cable and all that...I will give my driving licence test next week, got to prepare for it! feels like giving my primary school tests, but still god knows why I am getting butterflies in my tummy! strange feeling...anyway I'm sure I will get through..Just finsihed with my breakfast, laundry, ironing and now back to more household work..Enjoy ppl!

Thursday, June 17, 2004

Long time!
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Hey guys! long time I was out of action here. I have landed in US of Mr Bush. Came here last weekend and from day-1 was neck deep in work..blah blah..
Here I'm still trying to settle, this place sucks..its not like Europe, here you are just handicapped without a car! I have yet to get my Michigan DL. So no pubbing, no outings just office N work....haah...
Got to go..will blog more later

Friday, May 28, 2004

Hutch - Bow Wow!
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Urrrhh, I feel like tearing at my hairs everytime I get a call on my Hutch pre-paid mobile.The network coverage is so pathetic, 80% of the times the calls are dropped or I have to shout at the top of my voice (aka those very old days of BSNL landlines)..Have called up customer care 112200098373789 times but still not a single Hutch tail has wagged! I have also noticed that the kid & dog Advts have disappeared from the TV networks...Now you may ask why dont I change to CDMA, a much better technology, agreed that the idea makes sense,but I find prepaid hassle free and I like my number and blah blah.
BTW,If things don't improve soon I'm planning to take a 'Morcha' of all the dogs in my neighborhood to nearest Hutch office, any fellow Hutch sufferrer interested in joining??

Wednesday, May 26, 2004

I'm Back from my Hiatus!
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Yeah I was on a much needed 10 day holiday. Lazed around,slept,ate like a pig,snored,zipped across,visiting relatives,friends, booze etc, did it all.Scorching summer heat, books and long travels kept me company..I somehow like travels and especially enjoy travelling alone..reading books and gaping at the setting sun through the railway window..Wearing jeans and T-shirt and standing on railway door with cool evening breeze blowing through your hairs! That feeling of freedom is unmatched even by a Ferrari..

I finished reading Pupul Jaykars "Indira Gandhi" during my leave. Its the 4th Political biography/novel that I have read in last 3 months. It was a necessity, because I'm a original congressman who later converted to BJP after seeing the downfall and plight of mighty congress.But,I can indentify myself with 'secular congress' and saffron BJP simultaneously. And with the melodrama that unfolded on the Indian Political scene last week and the Joy to hear that Sonia "listened to her inner voice" and turned down post of PM I was forced to re-examine and revive my congress roots. And this book did wonders for it..It fills you with awe for that Iron lady called Indira and the congress that she raised.There is this episode from 1971 War where she gave a tactical defeat to even US!! Another book that I wish to read next is "Is New York Burning" by Dominique lappeier and Larry Collins, it is a well re-searched fiction on possible nuclear threats from terrorist networks in the backdrop of 9/11 and Israel/Palestine conflict. After reading "freedom at midnght" by same set of authors I'm sure I will like their new work as well...
Now I am back to work,trying to oil my lazy bones to start working once again and it is a herculean task..

Thursday, May 13, 2004

Party #1
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Last night I threw an impromptu booze party (first one) at my place for colleagues from my office. Occasion? Well for my new house ofcourse! It was a decent get-together,especially being midweek,I guess it gave all a necessary break.But it had a flip side as well, M and P dropped out,we could not carry it late into night and even hard-drinks were off the menu to avoid hangovers.However A1,A2,A3,A4,V,P and R had come.Thanks guys N gals! However 'S' was the guest of honor:) Wny? just bcoz she is the latest entry into my list of friends! Thanks for coming over 'S'. you seem to be a true blue aquarian! Nice meeting you...

BTW,people did you notice that writing no-names does not affect readability of a story at all.It also augments privacy! I remember getting a forwarded mail on some 'research' done by someone that in any given word only the first and last few characters matter the most for readability by human mind. This fact can be used for optimizing computer AI. Though I was revolted by the absurdity of the idea [Who wants to read a word document full of spelling mistakes in each word!] But now I think,that it can be given a chance! I think by the year 2050AD, we all will be anyway called by some 20 digit number tagged with some pseudo code names! Can someone file a patent on my behalf for this 'original' idea of using pseudonames at least in blogs??

Tuesday, May 11, 2004

At The End Of The Day!!
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About a month back some magzine in UK conducted a survey to find the most hackneyed, widely used and most hated cliches prevalent in daily use English in UK/USA.Guess what? "At the end of the day" was the ultimate winner,and rightly so.I perfectly agree that this is indeed the most boring,lame and meaningless term that anyone can use! It always goes like this: "Anyway at the end of the day what really matters is who wins" :) Yeah you guessed it, In India, our cricketers abuse it the most. Ganguly, Dravid (especially), Tendulkar, Gavaskar,Sherry all use it very often. But what they forget is that at the end of the day (sic) we feel like hitting them at the end of their bums. Vinod Mehta, editor of Outlook, also conducted a mini survey in the last issue after taking a cue from the original survey..the response in India was also overwhelming.I cant remember which one was the winner. But surely it should be "India Shining" :) The whole idea of the original excercise was probably to pass a international law banning use of such cliches (I hope). Here is a list of top 5 cliches that I bear grudge against:-
1.At the end of the day[Instead say "In the evening at 11.59 PM what really matters.."]
2.India Shining [Needs immediate ban!!]
3.Cool [OK,I use it myself, but I'm trying to give it up]
4.Outsourcing [Why not call it "sourcing it out"]
5.Cliche [:-)]
Update!
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I have been irregular off late in updating my blogs. Was kind of tied up...just moved into my new appt,trying to set it up. Its not so easy!! Too many things to do...and as they say the real devil lies in details! I went shopping for collecting basic necessities to get it functioning and was simply boggled to see the varieties available just in types of brooms! All shapes N sizes and colors, it took me neat 10 minutes to pick three of them:) Then came curtains which put me in the "To Buy Or Not To Buy" dilemma. I shopped till my mind went numb running AI algorithms deciding "which choice is best amongst given N choices". Gone are the days when u just call up the marwadi grocery shop round the corner and he dispatches your broom and groceries through a lad..Finally I had to run the "shortest path" algorithm to find way out of the shopping mall fearing that my credit card would run out of credit..but then my efforts did bear the fruit (sic/cliche) and the place is now habitable and infact looks fantastic!

Thursday, April 29, 2004

Japanese!!
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Konnichiwa, Watashi wa maverick Desu !!
Bow, bend, bend, bend..Until U Drop Down :-) Thats how you greet in Japanese! ok..just kiddin... The latest news is that I have started my one month crash course in Japanese,with this travel to Japan on the anvil, I better take that seriously,for its a matter of survival their...My first impression was that Japanese is very similar to most of the Indian Languages' grammer, very scientific and visually appealing. Not like English which is a Phunny Language,you can walk English N talk English, but in Japanese you can only draw...And since my folks N teachers never bothered to improve my hand writing when I was a kid, I am now left wondering whether to join some drawing classes also to get my Hiragana/katakana & Kanjis right!
Have you seen the T-Shirts which says "I was born intelligent but education ruined me" That is very true with me, as a toddler I was quite good at drawing all sorts of linear N curved lines on walls, mom tells me...but when I joined a drawing class when I was umm in 6th grade...my teacher saw my pathetic potential and desire at becoming piccaso and gave me homework to fill a drawing book with just Straight N Curved lines until I get at least one of them right :-( and that folks, ruined my natural talent in drawing!! I hope my japanese instructors take mercy on me and this time at least they dont kill a potential japanese scholar:-)

Tuesday, April 27, 2004

All Time Fav Flicks!!
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Just thought of keying in some of my all time fav movies....

A few days back on a lazy afternoon I caught a fleeting glimpse of a couple kissing (or was it just a closeup shot??) while auto-scanning channels (my fav pastime when the idiot box is spewing cluttered distorted incoherent, nonsense moving pictures...I generally scan from 0 to 100 and back again,until my roomie snatches the remote and kicks butt--mine, not his) sleepy neurons suddenly srung up alert and quick database search discovered that the scene was from the movie 'Dance With Me', a musical romantic flick that I had seen long time back...it is a sheer delight...top class choreagraphy..amazing salsa/latino dance sequences performed by professional dancers...the movie undoubtedly ranks tops in my list of romantic flicks that you ought to see with your wifey/gurl friend...i.e. if they appreciate any form of art other than nagging....yes nagging is an art; which female species use deftly with their hubbies!

Another movie which has a place of pride in my CD Rack..is Top Gun..I picked its original DVD in Europe..this movie serves like booze to raise my sinking spirits...anytime I see it you "feel the need, the need for speed". I am yet to buy the DVD, but "Face Off" ranks second on my must see flick list....have you seen a stud more stylish than John Travolta?? Yes Tom Cruise n George Michael give him a run for his cigars, but then they are in a league of their own....

And for those who are wondering why am I talking only about male favorites, then lemme tell you that I love gods own creation - female specie in any form: mother,sister,daughter, wife and slut ...[man was ofcourse born to a female, the chicken N Egg story does not hold good here..] so thats about it....One last thing... the term "oomphmatis" coined by [V] for sluts N Sexy type females is tops on my vocabulary these days ;)

Friday, April 23, 2004

Dido!
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Have been seeing these Dido videos on YumTV/VTv for quite some time...but overlooked her album on my numerous visits to the nearest music shoppe...but on sunday I visited this new hip shopping mall "The Forum" and finally decided to pick up Dido~Life for Rent instead of Patience~Geroge Michael. Why pick up girlie songs?? well I am abosolutely delighted by the way she looks....perfect Ms Girlfriend types for me....short sporty hairs, atheltic & sweet looks....the album is good, can listen to songs when you are not doing anything in particular...lots of vocals, soothing keyboards and hawaiian guitars in it...good for a change from the currently reigning hip/hop types....

Monday, April 19, 2004

For all Connoisseurs of booze, here is a link (Reference: An article in latest issue of Outlook) that gives all information necessary on the art of drinking...It talks about how to setup an home bar, basics of drinking and also reviews on popular hangouts. It also coordinates guided tours to vineyards near Bangalore.

http://www.tulleeho.com
Lajja!
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On last Friday I reluctantly picked up Taslima Nasreens' "Lajja-The Shame". It was lying at my place for quite someime but I could not muster enough enthusiasm to read it. This book which took just 7 days for Taslima to write and 48 hours for me to read is....not so great. Yes, its umm boring at times...though the narrative is flowing and the English is quite sub-continental. One strinking thing was that I was expecting some religion bashing in it, considering that it was banned and earned a Fatwa...but surprisingly it has nothing objectionable as per my judgement...it just preaches secularism under the guise of a ficticious story based on the post Babri riots in Bangladesh...and that I think, is no crime..anyway, I dont feel like elaborating more....the striking message from her is that "secularism does not mean treating all religions at par, but it means rooting out religion from politics all together!!" I was of the first opinion earlier but now after a second thought I think what she says makes more sense. The ambiguous word Secular is now much more clear and meaningful!...Its high time someone wrote a similar book on Hindu fundamentalism preached by the likes of Modis/Togadias. Secularism is the basic fabric of any democracy..it should not be tampered with...being religious is OK, but making it a premise for political gains is not acceptable....IIMs are suffering due to same reason....My food for thought.....
~A Hindu
The Puppy Night!!
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Last week, on tuesday I went out on my daily after-dinner walk in the park nearby.BTW Bangalore really is living upto its name as garden city, some beautiful garden it is!! It was about 11.30 PM and I suddenly see this month old puppy stuck in a hole in the railing around the park. Quick inspection suggested that a puppy clan was probably trying to get out of the park and this poor chap chose a hole just enough for his tiny head to pass. The idiot could not figure out that he will not be able to wrench his body out of it and got stuck. So here I was..trying to prise his head out of the hole in which I succeded after about 10 minutes of effort. It was wailing all the time. I picked him up, consoled him and tried to find the rest of his brotherhood, who had sadly disappeared. Quite perplexed on what to do I decided to leave him near a ground in the vicinity in the hope that his mother might come searching for him..I had just about done that and turnded around that I see a pack of street mongrels growl menacingly at the poor kid...they attacked him even before I could pick him up..but I managed to shoo them away and was once again left with this terribly shaken baby. It was 12 PM by the time...I stood their for a while patting him...then decided to take him home...so I called up my roomie and we both took him home on bike and I placed him in the corner of the lawns in my appartments. Then we arranged for some water and biscuits for him.The poor kid was so shaken but comforted by our efforts that he waked up every now and then to check if we are there.I stayed up with him till about 2.30 AM!! and when he was asleep I asked the security guard to leave him with some street kids in a nearby hutments next morning...and went home.
Few days later I was again having my regular evening walk in the same park and I saw another puppy playing their:-( I feel awful for separating them but I guess it couldnt be helped...the other puppy is nowhere to be found now..I will anyway keep searching for him....God bless him....

Wednesday, April 14, 2004

Enrique Live in Bangalore!!
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What an evening! Yesterday had been to Enrique live concert in Bangalore..hot babes all around...that was anyway expected....girls going crazy..I even saw few "I luv u Enrique" posters:-))
Anyway the show was good, slickly packed and presented...It started little late as expeted...so we were there standing for about 4 hours...hairs in a disarray with dust and voice hoarse with shouting...the Latino chorus singer he brought along was hot N sexy...he even gave a sizzling show of love-making while performing one of his songs;-)..the crowd was also boisterous and supportive...so all in all a rocking night....thats one good thing I like about bangalore...it is always the first to host such shows...Bryan Adams, Scorpians, Pink Floyd, Enrique, Richard Clayderman, Elton John...long live DNA....
One life Live it!!

Wednesday, April 07, 2004

MURDER! Rating 3.5 Star (Parental Guidance Recommended)
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This one's another hot, humid, sultry & sizzling flick from the stables of Bhatts! Mallika Sherawat is indeed one of the boldest siren in bollywood. The first half is value for money...the second an excellent ROI (i.e. Return on Investment).
The movie goes into nested for-loop right in beginning (flashback within flashbacks )...Its about a couple settled in Bangkok whose marriage is in rough weather for flimsy reasons...the hubby is a computer engg who was probably gifted the house of the CEO of his company..because all Comp geeks that I have seen onsite DO NOT live in lavish houses, but in a dingy shared accomodation to save dough....anyway, the USA (UnSatisfied Aunt) Mallika Sherawat bumps into her old time beau (Whats his name??) who went to jail for her sake for some petty fight. This dude manages to find his way into a pub in bangkok as a DJ after his jail term. He then lures and seduces his long lost love back...(lots of filmi "Situations" for hot songs) and is determined to win her back from the clutches of her inconsiderate husband....wont tell you more cause thats what you ought to see....
Acting wise Mallika has no scope, but has covered for it mostly by uncovering herself....good job babe...The hubby (whats his name??) looks cool...and ofcourse the lucky dog Anish Patel has had most of the fun in the movie....worth seeing when your spirits are down.....I suggest see it on DVD with a peg in hand :-)
Enjoy!

Friday, April 02, 2004

"Goodby my friend...." thats how goes one of the Boney M songs. Well this is for another good ol chum of mine, Anand, who is shifting base back to his hometown today. We have been together since college days, were project partners, joined our existing firm together, were roomies for 2/3 Yrs until he got married to his childhood love RJ... this cool chap has got an uncanny ability to get on your nerves for his sheer careless attitude towards life:-) His interests include girls and only girls.. all ages, shapes & size at any given time of day, morn, noon, night...he has had enough girls swooning over him, but he will never have enough of the female species...though he is hopelessly devoted to his wife..he is equally flirtatious to ever reform from this habit of his....for his send off yesterday we went out past midnight searching for a cuppa of cofee a la our college days...on the way came across a...Uhm...C-Girl..were tempted to go for a bachelors night out...but ignored her...(btw, we dont come across them every day!!)...then had a nice filter coffee at 'savera', came back & then slept over late at his place, had nice breakfast in morn...before seeing him off...
So long AJ, lets hope we meet soon again...all the best N Enjoy!

Thursday, April 01, 2004

Some sidey friend wished me "Good Morning" early today morning with an SMS. He timed it so well that I received it just about when I got up from sleep and was scrambling to stay wide awake...I too promptly forwarded it to few others to bug them... ha ha!! Here's how the SMS went [ Its in Hinglish, see if you can understand..]

"Arey o peeple ke ped ke sukhe hue patte me chupe hue Bhoot ke panje ki last ungli ke tute hue nakhun se behte khun ke bimar bacteria, Uth Ja! Good Morning!! "

Maan just imagine, U a Sick bacteria running in a ghosts blood! what a wierd concept! I couldnt stop my laughter on reading this, thanx maan for starting my day with such a good laugh :-)

Wednesday, March 31, 2004

Here is the link to the blog site of one of my best pal. We were roomies in college days...this cute guy is a diehard Microsoft fan!! A techie who used to be a part time hacker, web designer and what not....
He used to put on Blue eyes (contact lenses I mean) and flirt with every other short gurl he met:-) Saw many ups and downs in life and now found a perfect partner, married and settled:-)

http://fireix.blogspot.com/

Tuesday, March 30, 2004

A couple of days back I came across a article in Outlook. It was written by some well known (I did not know...) pakistani fashion designer, choreographer & columnist- Freiha Khan. It was about indo-pak relations and the ongoing cricket series....I found one statement in the article which best summarizes pakistani psyche.."Ours is an emotional nation and people here love and hate with tremendous passion. Currently our love knows no bounds" . How true! we have seen their hate before and for a change we are seeing their love!
As for India, I think we too are emotional and can love with passion, but about hate I think we are little meek...I feel ones love and enemity should be at par..But I'm not sure if I can put on a pakistani T-Shirt and cheer their team in case they visit us, like their people are doing for our team...double standards u may say..but I feel that its all about craze for cricket, When indo-pak meet it has to be the home team which wins...great job team-India for proving this false....congrats!

Monday, March 29, 2004

I interviewed a college junior yesterday. Maan she was pathetic, zero fundamentals! Looks like I will have to go and talk to my college dept HOD N tell him that the standards are really going down!!

You see I was not too bright in college (what do u expect when u miss half the lectures and sleep in the remaining half ?? ) but still I managed to score decently in most of my exams and I do know a thing or two pretty well..but this junior of mine really made me ponder.....

Friday, March 26, 2004

Yesterday, I finally managed to catch the glimpse of George Michaels new song "Amazing" from the new album "Patience"...simply too good !, once again the venerable, dashing gay proves his merits....maan how many times do you wonder about sexuality and why men go against nature! Imagine what that stud dude must be missing on account of being a gay! (with all due respects to the gay community) ..but sheer waste of life...

Thursday, March 25, 2004

Here are two blog sites I came across recently [source: a good friend of mine- sada], these belong to two nice girls just out of there junior college, they have got a great bunch of friends network and i should say their blogs are full of life!! Though I'm not too old myself, it does remind me of my teens! gone are those
days.. Alas....

http://mblog.com/khushee/
http://rash.diaryland.com/

Wednesday, March 24, 2004

Democracy- Apathy is thy name!
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Last week,I did an important thing in my life. I mustered up all my enthusiasm to get some documents like passbooks photocopied and approach the nearest revenue office in Jaynagar.Why? to get my name enlisted in the voter list for the upcoming general elections. Had no idea that I had a typical 'sarkari' welcome in store for me!
The babu sitting there looked very bored to see me, when I told him in english about the purpose of my visit, he replies in impeccable english that he doesnt speak english! Then he asks me in kannada if I speak kannada, I understood that much and replied in hindi 'No'. Then he gave a wicked smile and says to some chamcha nearby that "these ppl stay in bangalore for 3 yrs and doo not speak kannada" I understood the meaning from few words I heard and then started a flurry of choicest abuses in Marathi, my mother toungue. I fired him and gave a sound lecture to him on importance of learning hindi as a govt official, he was quite aghast at that (looks like no one had fired him that much inhis entire life). But by that time the ass* had thought of some clever means to fend me off. he asked me what address proof I had brought when I told him about bank passbook, he gave a triumphant smile and said that it cannot be accepted as proof of address and only gas and telephone bills will do.I didnt have it and it was the last day to get enlisted:-( Though times of india had given a news for public convenience that bank passbook also will do as address proof...
(Note that now all the conversation was in english!) So finally the rascal had won and Indian democarcy lost a responsible citizens crucial vote!
So much for democracy....

~Amit

Wednesday, March 17, 2004

Hi this is my first and test blog, do not bother to give your comments:-))